A Potential Headache

April 26, 2017
“You need gloves?”
I looked over, “People who use gloves to eat crawfish, shouldn’t eat crawfish.”
She rolled her eyes, “You know you could have just said, “no” right?”
I smirked.
We grabbed our 6-pound bucket of crawfish and sat down.
I started cracking open a crawfish and blurted out, “He has kids.”
“Who?”
“The guy I went out with.”
She sat upright, “How many?”
“Two.”
“Same woman?”
“Yes.”
She looked slightly disgusted, “Ohhh.”
I furled my eyebrows, “What?”
“I don’t know if that’s a good thing he has the same babies’ mom or a bad thing.”
I thought for a second, “It shows he’s consistent…”
She interjected, “Consistently fooling up with his babies’ mom.”
“WELL, what does multiple baby’s moms say?”
“That he’s a ho. That he doesn’t use condoms, but it kind of devalues the position when it’s multiple baby’s moms.”
I thought for a second. “I could see that. It’s like that guy on “Iyanla Fix My Life” who had like 33 kids and 20 something baby’s moms.”
She shrugged her shoulder, “Or Future.  If it’s just one baby’s mom and she says, “I’M THE MOTHER OF HIS CHILDREN.” It has more weight. When it’s like 2 or 3 of them, it’s like “Oh okay, girl. So is Tiffany and Ashley. ” See, when it’s multiple it’s not so special anymore. Are the kids back to back?”
“No, they are like 6 or 7 years apart.”
“He’s been dating girls in between time?”
“Yeah, he was like engaged or living with somebody at one point. You’re asking a lot of questions!”
She shook her head, “You have to analyze these situations. Let’s be clear he lived with somebody…or was engaged and then doubled back and had another kid with his baby’s mom?”
“You know as you keep talking it’s making me want to cancel our next date and delete him.
She didn’t even look up from the crawfish she was struggling to open, “Do it, sis. This already feels like a headache.”

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